Hi! I'm Boo. I'm a bitch. Have we met?
10. People who chew food with their mouths open. Bonus points if you are extra noisy!!!
9. People who demand my time without contributing any of their own. Like, don't complain about me not calling you, if you never fucking call me either! Dick.
8. People who CHOOSE to be oblivious in public places. Yes, I've been standing behind your grocery cart that is blocking the entire aisle while you argue with someone on your cell phone about which brand of spaghetti is better. Yes, I've made eye contact with you about three times. What? A dirty look? Oh god, strike me down for the fear in my heart. Get out of my way, you douche.
7. People who treat service industry employees as slaves. As a former waitress: fuck you.
6. Politicians. As a general rule.
5. People who allow their young female children to have anything to do with Paris Hilton. As a future retiree: fuck you.
4. And on that note: celebrities that are famous for no exceptional reason. Oh, you're the daughter of the guy that got O.J. acquitted? Well, shove a stick up your ass and call you important. Twatburger.
3. Anyone who thinks "feminist" is a bad word. As a feminist: well, you know.
2. Pro-lifers. Wanting to save a cluster of cells, but supporting capital punishment, is a bit of a fucking conundrum, isn't it, you fucks? And BOMBING clinics that provide medical care to make a political statement about death? I just can't...
And the Number One MOST ANNOYING THING IN THE WORLD!!!!
Interrupters. Hey! Interrupters of the world: fah-q.
Moral of the story: I must hate people.