Happy Fu*king 50th!

Yeowza. Happy 50th, Tilda.

Paheeba!!

PAHEEBA DAY!

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NY. NY! NY!!!

I have THREE trips to NY scheduled in the next three months. Yes, I am awesome.

Trip Number 1: Work work work. And then two days of NOT work! :) With my favorite gay man in the world. We might make out a little.

Trip Number 2: Special invitation from the CEO of my company for a retreat. So, work. But GOOD work. Maybe I'll get a fucking raise. (HAHAHAHA.) <--sarcasm

Trip Number 3: CHRISTMAS IN NY!!!!! I have decided I'm doing Christmas by myself this year. Just me, for myself. No family, no obligations, no lovers, no hangups. ME ME ME ME ME. And, although it will be a "for me" kind of holiday, I am taking a six day trip to my second favorite city with my first favorite lesbian. Hot lesbian. HOT. Like, THIS kind of HOT:


Maybe I'll be able to keep my hands to myself. MAYBE.

The Shower.

It's official. I have a house.

I KNOW. I FREAKIN' KNOW!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

It is wonderful. Bliss. Heaven. Paradise. Adam and Eve never had it this good.

The shower. OHMIGOD the shower! Two heads! Walk-in! A window IN THE SHOWER, overlooking the Blue Ridge Mountains. Yeah. I. KNOW.

It is terrible to go on and on about it without showing you pictures yet. I'm sorry, I really am.

BUT OHGAWD THE SHOWER!!!!!

The Red Bikini: Who Did it Better?

Helen or Claire?

I Know It's Not My Birthday...

but if you reeeeeeeaaaally love me, you will find this car for me.



Maybe in a nice jungle green color, with white interior. Yeah, if I had a dick....