Apparently, there is such a large pigeon problem at the Vatican that they have started feeding the pigeons birth control.
One would assume that a more logical solution (especially considering Catholic beliefs) would be to remove the vendors that sell bird feed. I mean, isn't that what the Crusades were all about?? Removing the food source and the vermin will follow?
How would you classify this class-less attempt at cleanliness? Oxymoronic, hypocritical, or conundrum?