Apparently, there is such a large pigeon problem at the Vatican that they have started feeding the pigeons birth control.
WTF???!?!?11!!
One would assume that a more logical solution (especially considering Catholic beliefs) would be to remove the vendors that sell bird feed. I mean, isn't that what the Crusades were all about?? Removing the food source and the vermin will follow?
How would you classify this class-less attempt at cleanliness? Oxymoronic, hypocritical, or conundrum?
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
[wipes away tears]
Oh, sweet irony, I dub thee delicious.
yes, after i stopped gasping for air, i knew i had to share this with the community.
ReplyDeleteirony is delicious. i like it with a side of scrambled brains.
File this one under hypocracy. And stupidity. And one of those funny little moments where I have a connection to bizarre things: I was working on a project with the guy who came up with the idea of selling the Pill to City governments to control pigeon populations 'humanely'.
ReplyDeleteAnd Boo, I pretty much expected no lesser reaction from you about what happened to my friend.
It is simple: Jesus hates disease-spreading flying rodents.
ReplyDeleteI could do a "that's why the hiltons drove to Sundance" joke, but I am much too mature for that.
hee hee!
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