Not So Anon Anymore

Well, that was an interesting experiment. I thought I would be talking a lot more shit about people I know than I really did, thus the anonymous blog. But I didn't, and I ended up feeling kind of estranged from myself. It's like wearing a Halloween costume, but all the time, not just on Halloween. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love to role play, but I always end up coming back to being me. Because I'm a cool betch.

Say hello to me everyone! Hello!

The whole Robot Gone Good was a dirty, dirty lie. Firstly, I am not a robot. Secondly, I definitely have not gone good. In fact, I'm no better now than I ever was (in some respects), and you know what? I'm ok with that. In other ways, however, I rock. So now that I'm giving you all the chance to get to know the "real" me, I hope you enjoy it. Because my personal happiness hinges on how many comments I have for each post. (Read: I'll commit suicide if you don't leave me a comment.) (Kidding.)

I'm just a good ol' Southern girl, living a simple and (for the most part) happy life.

Here I am at work (last year), doing what I do best: being a cool betch. Welcome strangers!


  1. Pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain!

    You are braver than I.

    I'm not sure why.

    I'm also not sure why I'm speaking in rhyme and Wizard of Oz quotes.

  2. does that make you the cowardly lion? just wondering if we should get a cyber-Oz gang going. I mean, the lesbian gangs can't have ALL the fun.

  3. just in case you are wondering what the fuck i'm talking about:


  4. Just when I was getting used to the idea of another faceless blogger you have to go and disrupt the space/time continuum. Damn!

  5. Doing what I do best, Manny. Making people uncomfortable.


  6. See I thought we were going to get some great story about how you got "outed." Then we could all laugh about your trials, tribulations and embarrassment. Sheesh, what a letdown.

  7. heh heh, virg. i knew you were high maintenance, but i didn't know your expectations also circled the stratosphere.

    don't get your G/G/B panties in a wad; now that i'm being myself, there will be plenty of embarrassing stories.

  8. High maintenance. Wow, that just hurts.

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  10. you know, given your current level of rad-ness / rawk-ing, I bet is was torture keeping that shit anonymous. let it out sister!

  11. Well, I just discovered your blog and am enjoying so far. Interesting that a self-proclaimed outgoing person was trying anonymity. I'm with Tk, you're braver than I.

    Oh, and I totally understand your love of comments.


Spit it, betch!