7.10.2009

Geez Subconscious. Give me a Freakin' Break.

I had yet another sex dream about the soon to be ex Mister Boo last night. This is the third one in two weeks.

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What the fuck, brain?

3 comments:

  1. Arg that sucks because it probably makes you feel more conflicted and sad about everything! I have a love/hate relationship with sex dreams, too.

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  2. ok, and here's the problem: the dreams are all sexual, but we haven't actually DONE IT in the dreams. Something always stops us. One time, I stopped us. Then another time, dinosaurs (I shit you not) stopped us. This last time, my not knowing how to give a blowjob stopped us.

    I don't actually not know how to give a blowjob, BTW.

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  3. Yeah usually when I have a sexy dream like that I stop it because I think I'm cheating on M! And then I wake up and I'm like "NOOOOO! You Fool!"

    But I did have a pretty sweet make out dream this morning.

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Spit it, betch!