I want more ink. Like, now. (That would be the tattoo type ink. Not, like, quill ink.)
I usually love my job, but I have hit a huge motivation pothole, and it popped my fucking tires.
Our house is a-getting built! Woooo hooo! The kitchen is going to have that cool half door where you can open just the top or just the bottom or both. I heart options!
My friend Not-So-Modest Mouse is a baaaad blog updater, but an awesome fucking YouTube treasure hunter. Unicorn Planet HEYYY! And damn if I will ever NOT drink Guinness without a straw. Ever again.
I'm itching to grow a garden and start canning. And making fresh salsa. And drinking margaritas.
Me and hubs are going to Mexico HEYYY!
My mom (guh, I can't believe I'm about to say this) asked me for advice about sex toys. shakes head violently to prevent mental images. FUCK. Didn't work. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
So, what did you tell her? Is she going stainless steel or latex? And , most importantly, is this a solo gig, or for a party?
Just kidding. I don't want you any crazier than you are...yet.
By the way, I go through all the trouble of finding clips from possibly the greatest game EVAR, and you pick unicorns? All I am going to say is: suck my missile punch.
If you don't know what that means, it is your own fault for not seeing the videos.
1. Yeah, I'm thinking of getting another tat while I'm back in Bangkok myself. I'm thinking of getting a big picture on my back of TK running thru woods screaming like a little girl (like usual), a la 'Edvard Munich.'
2. Not to toot my own horn (err ... who are we kidding, of COURSE I am) and not taking away from Mouse, but for all my REGULAR readers, I had the planet unicorn up last May 07:
More ink? Will you and Alex keep going until I start getting tattoos? I say go for it.
ReplyDeleteThink of a happy place with cupcakes and flowers--sadly, that's the best I can come up with.
So, what did you tell her? Is she going stainless steel or latex? And , most importantly, is this a solo gig, or for a party?
ReplyDeleteJust kidding. I don't want you any crazier than you are...yet.
By the way, I go through all the trouble of finding clips from possibly the greatest game EVAR, and you pick unicorns? All I am going to say is: suck my missile punch.
If you don't know what that means, it is your own fault for not seeing the videos.
OMFG - i got boo shout out. I'm so excited I think I'll post something.
ReplyDelete1. Yeah, I'm thinking of getting another tat while I'm back in Bangkok myself. I'm thinking of getting a big picture on my back of TK running thru woods screaming like a little girl (like usual), a la 'Edvard Munich.'
ReplyDelete2. Not to toot my own horn (err ... who are we kidding, of COURSE I am) and not taking away from Mouse, but for all my REGULAR readers, I had the planet unicorn up last May 07:
http://abowlofstupid.com/internet/planet-unicorn/
Carry on ...