
Because my brother broke up with the dumbest girl I have ever met. Seriously. Happy dance! My exact words when he told me: "Oh, I am SO GLAD." He just laughed, and then said, "Yeah, that's why I never intended to introduce her to the family." He was smart. I accidentally met her at one of his shows, and it was pretty unfortunate. You see, my brother was raised by some pretty powerful and intelligent women (my mom, a few aunts and a grandma that could bite through nails), and then he has two very outspoken sisters. He knew the score.
He's our BROTHER; we can't have him with just anyone.
Thank god I don't have to sit through another hour of this poor, sweet dumb girl's explanation of why she hasn't worn a skirt in two years (um, who cares honey?) and the reason behind every single ringtone she has ever had on her cell. Gaaaahhhh.

High five Britt. I love you SO SO SO much, and I am so proud of the person you are! You are my hero, my protector, my advisor, and the best fucking metal guitarist I have ever heard!
Love from your big sis,
Boo
I dedicate "Today is Blackie's Birthday" by Urge Overkill off of their The Supersonic Storybook CD.
ReplyDeleteSo you're gonna get up
Gonna wrap him up a BIG surprise
Today is Blackie's Birthday
So Blackie Happy Birthdy to you!
Happy Birthday, Boo's Brother! I hope 25 is beautifully musical for you.
ReplyDeleteHow on earth can he be a little brother at 25 when you yourself stopped aging at 22? heh
ReplyDeleteHappy B-day. Stop banging the dumb chicks. No sport in that and you know it.