Happy Birthday Dance!

If any of you have siblings, especially younger siblings, then this might ring true for you too, but today is a good day. Why?

Because my brother broke up with the dumbest girl I have ever met. Seriously. Happy dance! My exact words when he told me: "Oh, I am SO GLAD." He just laughed, and then said, "Yeah, that's why I never intended to introduce her to the family." He was smart. I accidentally met her at one of his shows, and it was pretty unfortunate. You see, my brother was raised by some pretty powerful and intelligent women (my mom, a few aunts and a grandma that could bite through nails), and then he has two very outspoken sisters. He knew the score.

He's our BROTHER; we can't have him with just anyone.

Thank god I don't have to sit through another hour of this poor, sweet dumb girl's explanation of why she hasn't worn a skirt in two years (um, who cares honey?) and the reason behind every single ringtone she has ever had on her cell. Gaaaahhhh.

And today is his birthday, so everyone wish my little brother a Happy Day (he's 25 today), and give him a high five for the upgrade in lifestyle.

High five Britt. I love you SO SO SO much, and I am so proud of the person you are! You are my hero, my protector, my advisor, and the best fucking metal guitarist I have ever heard!

Love from your big sis,



  1. I dedicate "Today is Blackie's Birthday" by Urge Overkill off of their The Supersonic Storybook CD.

    So you're gonna get up
    Gonna wrap him up a BIG surprise
    Today is Blackie's Birthday
    So Blackie Happy Birthdy to you!

  2. Happy Birthday, Boo's Brother! I hope 25 is beautifully musical for you.

  3. How on earth can he be a little brother at 25 when you yourself stopped aging at 22? heh

    Happy B-day. Stop banging the dumb chicks. No sport in that and you know it.


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