10.29.2007

Bob's Big Boy turned into Dirty Old Man

Well, at first I was going to go as Bob's Big Boy, a suggestion courtesy of my friend Kate's cool boyfriend. But somehow, that didn't quite work out. So I asked myself, "Self?" says I, "what is a comfortable option for a costume, preferably one where I can hump people's legs and wear a diaper?" And thus, this picture:



The key to a successful costume: a good prop.
(See also, dirty old man balls.)

9 comments:

  1. Wow, I have been turned on MANY times before, but that picture just "does it" for me *rolls eyes* lmao. It still is not up to snuff compared to your aphrodite costume and my artemis costume. Do you remember that we had our own swat team protecting us the entire night, they took my sword, and people were giving us free drinks/cigarettes the entire night ... and worshiping us lmao. That and that stalker guy brought us a free pizza and we kicked him out. Oh my God I am so old .... okay i am going back to playing bingo in my PJs.

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  2. You....you are my she-ro. Seriously.

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  3. artemisjen: dude, what a hilarious night. that still goes down as Number One most powerful Halloween. I think we made out a little that night, too. Or was that when the army boys were in town? It's all a blur, aside from the stalker pizza delivery guy.

    vermillion: wow, that's definitely the nicest thing you've ever said to me. i'm scared, hold me.

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  4. baaaahahahaha!

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  5. No we made out at Ft. Bragg, but it was like a few weekends after. I was sober, you were a bit tipsy, stuff happened at Ft. Bragg then my dorm room *ahem* I am sure, though, with as hot as we both looked that night that if the opportunity had presented itself, I would have jumped at the role playing opportunity. I think we made creepy stalker guy think we were making out lmao. You: "Ummmmm yeah hi, Alec (was that his name?) I want you to bring me a cheese pizza" 30 minutes later he is there with pizza in hand. You: "yeah okay we are going to go eat it now and have sex, without you here ... bye" .... ohhhh good times. You know, now that I think about it, I know I stayed over there, but I don't think we made out, but I think I was definitely having trouble trying to pretend like I didn't want to. I think, if I recall I didn't sleep a wink that night. But I rarely did when you slept in the bed with me lol.

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  6. itsmybabysister: heh. you know.

    artemisjen: um, wow. that could definitely be its own blog. oh god. fort bragg. those dudes didn't know WHAT to do with themselves...

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  7. yeah I think actually our entire friendship could be a book, but especially that night could have been a really long blog. Yeah all the army boys were at attention that night LMAO

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  8. Nice sack!

    You've been tagged. And yes, I'll admit up front this might be kind of lame.

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  9. Okay, after all the hints of HLA, now I KNOW you are my she-ro.

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Spit it, betch!