-A dislocated finger is no good for my softball skills. But I'm a kick-ass score keeper.
-The best thing about softball: after-beers at the bar.
-Fried jalapeno discs: not so spicy going in; WAAAAY too spicy on the exit.
-You know what I think it funny? Pooping in my work bathroom when someone else is trying to poop in the stall next to me. ALL kinds of poop-shyness occur. Unintentional hilarity.
-Coffee makes for a more spastic morning poo than tea.
-I love my new skirt from Anthropologie. Witness:
-Tonight I'm watching my TV drug: America's Next Top Model. Two words: Tyra's vag-pits.