Irreverent Woman + Honesty - Bullshit = Shocking Wisdom...and other NSFLife Viewpoints
I'm conflicted. I WANT to kill you, but my urge to make out with you is winning.
Ah, the age-old conundrum. There is no right answer, grasshopper.
You've never given me a tribute page. I feel neglected. That's it. No more violence. I'm gonna start breeding kittens and knitting outfits for my nieces toys.
Is it totally pitiful that the thought of you knitting turns me on? make me some tassels, bitch.
Spit it, betch!