All the World is a Stage

...and the characters of my story make me crazy.

If the following people in my life had a catchphrase, this is what it would be:

My Mom: "Let me tell you how I feel about this..."
My Brother: "You are an idiot." Also interchangeable with "Shut up, idiot."
My Husband: "I don't know."
My Grandma: "I wish you would insert anything with an edge of guilt."
My Sister: "..."
My Boss: "If you wanna do insert great idea here, then you can take it out of YOUR paycheck."


  1. oh man, that last one is a killer.

  2. your grandma and my whole family must have had a conference. a guilt conference. ick.


Spit it, betch!