tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7909875273062386245.post74101687261523195..comments2023-11-02T11:37:54.049-04:00Comments on A Girl Named Boo: Brain GrowlsBoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05343535408071945002noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7909875273062386245.post-17988995123172550302008-05-22T13:39:00.000-04:002008-05-22T13:39:00.000-04:00Yes! There is hope. I had a conversation with her ...Yes! There is hope. <BR/><BR/>I had a conversation with her about this issue, and it went really well. I think we both know where the other is coming from, and are compassionate about it. <BR/><BR/>I love my mom. She rocks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7909875273062386245.post-88540500988889642922008-05-22T13:07:00.000-04:002008-05-22T13:07:00.000-04:00Re: the boyfriendMy mom and I went through somethi...Re: the boyfriend<BR/>My mom and I went through something similar when she first started dating again. I had to spill the beans about her surprise party to get her to come. And you better believe I still give her sh*t whenever she even thinks about crossing the line again. <BR/><BR/> So there is hope.Jacki Schechnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11840305548649519975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7909875273062386245.post-77711494951419093382008-05-10T01:13:00.000-04:002008-05-10T01:13:00.000-04:00Just tell your mom the Duggar family is taking car...Just tell your mom the Duggar family is taking care of the childbearing for you and invite her to take one of THEIR 17 kids out for ice cream or something.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7909875273062386245.post-33186480975581198952008-05-09T22:17:00.000-04:002008-05-09T22:17:00.000-04:00Look, here's what I told people who got all in my ...Look, here's what I told people who got all in my business about having kids:<BR/><BR/>"I will have kids only if I can lay an egg and sit on it for nine months."<BR/><BR/>Generally that weirded people out enough to stop asking. Because really, one's uterus and whether or not one wants it to be occupied is some private shit.<BR/><BR/>Of course, then I went and had a kid. And everyone to whom I had told the egg line to laughed and reminded me of what I had said.<BR/><BR/>I simply said, "Red herring, sucka."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7909875273062386245.post-72893976003087942102008-05-09T10:28:00.000-04:002008-05-09T10:28:00.000-04:00Ha! I know what YOU are dealing with right now, so...Ha! I know what YOU are dealing with right now, so I will certainly take that advice. Thanks shug.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7909875273062386245.post-31106003035758574582008-05-09T10:16:00.000-04:002008-05-09T10:16:00.000-04:00Just keep repeating to yourself that these people'...Just keep repeating to yourself that these people's actions have nothing to do with you and everything to do with them. Meddling!cjmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18219716920117238300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7909875273062386245.post-85572919482522199072008-05-09T06:34:00.000-04:002008-05-09T06:34:00.000-04:00Brain growls indeed!My Mother continually tells me...Brain growls indeed!<BR/><BR/>My Mother continually tells me I'd better <I>not</I> have children because she'll have to look after them and she doesn't want to. She says if I do leave them with her, her husband will feed them additive filled sweets and caffeinated drinks right before they are due to come back to me as payback for all the hangovers I've given him. Pah.<BR/><BR/>I'm seconding the call of shenanigans. Unless he has, like, cholera or something.Alex the Oddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04126596426360778244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7909875273062386245.post-30019275587962584602008-05-08T19:11:00.000-04:002008-05-08T19:11:00.000-04:00Maybe you should tell her you are addicted to fish...Maybe you should tell her you are addicted to fish tacos. Let her brain growl for a moment.<BR/><BR/>Oh wait, she isn't like me.<BR/><BR/>Wait, isn't this the same woman who was asking those sex questions? You don't think she dumped you guys for some nookie, do you?<BR/><BR/>Oh my God, your mother totally bailed on you so she could get laid! She is a total college-age dude now! Ha ha!VermillionBrainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16784952999463984812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7909875273062386245.post-44043665063718058292008-05-08T19:10:00.000-04:002008-05-08T19:10:00.000-04:00The boyfriend says he's sick three whole days befo...The boyfriend says he's sick three whole days before the fact? Shenanigans! That sounds... Well, that sounds like some bullshit excuse I'd use to get out of doing something with <I>my</I> parents.<BR/><BR/>My family gave up on me having kids when I was like eight, I think. Sometimes it's just clear when someone doesn't have that maternal instinct. At any rate, we are totally gonna have to trade house pictures, lady!litelysaltedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08817381245212129546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7909875273062386245.post-83759101274803228222008-05-08T17:03:00.000-04:002008-05-08T17:03:00.000-04:00Conversation with my dad (four years ago):GWCH: S...Conversation with my dad (four years ago):<BR/>GWCH: So what are you doing, Dad?<BR/>Dad: Me? Oh nothing. I have nothing to do. Unfortunately, I'm not like Mr. J who is taking his grandchildren to the park. I have no one to go to the park with.<BR/>GWCH: You never took us to the park, Dad.<BR/>Dad: Young lady, I have worked my whole life and in my twilight years I deserve grandchildren!<BR/><BR/>Now the whole family and our old neighbors are in on the act. I may have to borrow someone's child for a while...Girl With Curious Hairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07572130487626244910noreply@blogger.com