2.29.2008

I'm Afraid This is Only the Beginning

So, long story really really short:

We fired our contractor. He had a panic attack* and went to the hospital. He gave us a new (amazing) offer. We re-hired our contractor.

Moral: Panic attacks are good for business**.




*It is never my intention to send someone to the hospital. Unless it is my intention. But in this case, it definitely wasn't.

**God, I'm horrible.

6 comments:

  1. Girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, am I right? You tell him, next time it won't be the panic attack that'll put him in the hospital... it'll be the beatin'.

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  2. Score! Maybe next time you can give him an aneurysm and get an even better deal.

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  3. You induce panic attacks? Sweet, colorful Boo? Mind a trip to SoCal? I need to induce a panic attack somewhere and need a little help.

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  4. bearing in mind that this is probably a REALLLY long story made REAALLY short, I'm sure the details you are missing out would explain it.

    So...do you charge extra for inducing heart attacks?

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  5. It seems like nervous conditions as a bargaining chip ain't working for him...

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  6. We once had an ambulance called out to our house at 3am as one of my flatmates was having a panic attack (they were related to her being dumped several months earlier). I love the girl but I was Not. Fucking. Impresseed.
    Good news on the deal though - it's a totally morally sound course of action.

    I heartily approve.

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Spit it, betch!